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Bad Child Spanking Himself. 02.12.01 "What? Well just ostracize a man for doing what all men do, why don't ya!" |
Bridge Club Brawlers. 02.05.01 "They act like they own the place. They sit there for damn near two hours every time. Get no food, just coffee." |
Americans want to see more Bush. 01.29.01 "The whole world's a little jaded by Chelsea Clinton...so at this point, anything is looking good." |
"I
finally put that fat ass out of commission". 01.22.01 Children around the world are grieving the loss of such an influential character. |
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eZined.com
gets higher productivity with new office design. 01.15.01 "Create no excuses for wasting time,". |
Radical
Comedian Stinks Like Booze In The Morning. 01.08.01 "It's anybody's guess how he gets here in the morning." |
Hot
Competition For Lowest Ranked School System. 12.18.00 "We will not be second best to anyone." |
McDonalds
Offers New Prozac Happy Meal. 12.11.00 "This is really more for the parents,". |
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Truck
Driver Claims "I Like To Spank It While I Drive". 12.04.00 "You have to get your technique down," claimed Reginold. |
Local
Homeless "Get Creative". 11.27.00 "Sometimes I rhyme, to get me a dime," claimed Duncan. |
Pork
Company Takes "Sexy Approach". 11.20.00 "People have always called sex 'porking', haven't they?". |
Indiana
Car Company Takes "Direct Approach". 11.13.00 "I swear, Jumpin' Jack and his 'Lettin' 'em go rates' is the best place to buy YOUR new car." |
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Ohio
Woman Leaves Husband For Well-Hung Canine. 11.06.00 A dose of edgy entertainment that will put a mischievous smile on your face. |
Women's
Aerobics Find New Way To Tighten Abs. 10.30.00 "Well Hell, all the women say it feels good. That's what we've been saying for years." |
Congress
Passes New "Hot Chicks" Law. 10.25.00 All my buddies, when they look at a really hot chick, keep saying 'DAMN', that should be illegal!. |
Sometimes Rascal Doesn't Even Want His
Tummy Rubbed. 10.19.00 "He usually is so cute and cuddly, I don’t know what happened to him,”. |