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INTERNTET SURVEY PROVIDES: 43% OF AMERICANS WANT TO SEE MORE OF
GEORGE BUSH'S DAUGHTER. 78% OF THEM WANT TO SEE HER "BUSH".
In a recent Internet poll, 43% of Americans concluded that they were
disappointed that George W. Bush had kept his daughter, Barbara, out
of the public eye.
Jason Parker, who engineered the survey, said, "Americans like being
in touch with what's going on with the first family. Plus the whole
world's a little jaded by Chelsea Clinton...so at this point,
anything is looking good."
The Bush family declined to comment on daughter Barbara, but one of
the people taking the survey concluded, "I didn't necessarily think
we needed another Bush in the White House. It is nice to get a little
bush in the White House though, if you know what I mean."
Barbara is currently attending Yale, which has nothing to do with her
father's wealth, and is regularly teased by her Ivy-League friends
for "probably looking like her Grandma in about 50 years."
19-year-old Barbara has gotten offers to pose for both Penthouse and
Playboy, but she has declined claiming, "I'm the President's
daughter, nobody wants to see my breasts."
If you disagree then mail Tim Mars
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RADICAL COMEDY EXCLUSIVE: INTERVIEW WITH HEATHER KENDALL
I recently had the pleasure of interviewing the lovely Heather
Kendall, of the web's HIT site, eZined.com. You wanted the hot
questions...we got them. Only on RadicalComedy.com.
Tim: So Heather, where were you born originally?
Heather: I'm not sure where I was born, but I was conceived in a
little cafe, after hours of course, in a small villa in the West
Indies.
Tim: Wow, Heather. Never knew that about you. So how long have
you been in the United States?
Heather: How long have I been in the States? Well I think I'm 5'5".
But I haven't always been that tall.
Tim: ... So, uh. Well your fans would like to know what your
hobbies are...
Heather: Generally I'm pretty passive. I pretty much just hang out.
Once, though, I was feeling really wild so I dressed up like a monk
and went around town telling people I was a "monk-ee".
Tim: Well I'm sure your fans are curious as to whether or not you're
dating anyone. So are you single?
Heather: Well, as for right now, yes. But I'm being stalked by a
small East German man, if that counts.
If you have any questions for Heather, send them to
Tim@ientry.com
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AREA BEACH COMBERS GET KUDOS FROM SIR MIX-A-LOT
MIAMI, FL- Roshanda Jackson and sister Tweela recently were noticed
by Sir Mix-A-Lot for having, "Way more 'back' then I could have ever
imagined."
Mix-A-Lot, who has openly been a fan of women with enormous bottoms,
nearly fainted when he met the Jackson sisters.
"I like big butts and I cannot lie. But that looks more like a big
trash bag filled with cottage cheese," commented Mix-A-Lot.
"We knew he'd like us," laughed Tweela. "We was like, 'baby, I got
yo back right here.'"
Apparently Mix-A-Lot fled initially when meeting the women claiming,
"I never thought this would happen. The song was more of a joke. I
mean I get pictures in the mail all the time, but this is ridiculous."
Mix-A-Lot is in the process of touring small bars in little towns
where his novelty has yet to run thin. If you're interested in
showing him (or any of the staff members here at eZined) your big
ass, send pictures to:
Tim@radicalcomedy.com
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